Sunday, August 1, 2010

so much for making money...

So what has become of me after eight years in elementary, four years in high school and another four painful years in college?

THIS.

At ungodly hours, I look into every freakin' website, doing every possible thing there is to do. READ. COMMENT. READ SOME MORE. STARE. STARE. AND STARE EVEN MORE.

Today, I spent hours reading into qualifications for nurses for Canada, Australia and New Zealand. I am just NOT qualified. NOT EVEN FREAKIN' CLOSE! What did I expect? Even in my homeland, with its superb (please sense the sarcasm) educational system, they don't see me fit for the job. AND IT'S NOT EVEN A FREAKIN' JOB! It's called enslavery! You'll hear nothing of this even in the poorest country: VOLUNTEERS PAY TO VOLUNTEER. What is wrong with this country?

EVERY-FREAKIN'-THING!

After one year, four months and 8 days, tuition fee receipts and useless MANDATORY money-burning activities amounting to a thousand (most definitely more!) orders of my favorite Jollibee meal, I am still unemployed.

Depressed.
Drowning myself in self-pity.
Suffocating myself with several money-making ideas that I cannot fund because, yesssss, refer to the word above...

The one that starts with 'U' and ends with 'D'.

Should I spell it out?

THERE YOU GO!!!

You got that right.

You and me.

UNEMPLOYED!!!

Should we drink to that?

Naaah...

Let's not waste our nonexistent moolah...