THIS.
At ungodly hours, I look into every freakin' website, doing every possible thing there is to do. READ. COMMENT. READ SOME MORE. STARE. STARE. AND STARE EVEN MORE.
Today, I spent hours reading into qualifications for nurses for Canada, Australia and New Zealand. I am just NOT qualified. NOT EVEN FREAKIN' CLOSE! What did I expect? Even in my homeland, with its superb (please sense the sarcasm) educational system, they don't see me fit for the job. AND IT'S NOT EVEN A FREAKIN' JOB! It's called enslavery! You'll hear nothing of this even in the poorest country: VOLUNTEERS PAY TO VOLUNTEER. What is wrong with this country?
EVERY-FREAKIN'-THING!
After one year, four months and 8 days, tuition fee receipts and useless MANDATORY money-burning activities amounting to a thousand (most definitely more!) orders of my favorite Jollibee meal, I am still unemployed.
Depressed.
Drowning myself in self-pity.
Suffocating myself with several money-making ideas that I cannot fund because, yesssss, refer to the word above...
The one that starts with 'U' and ends with 'D'.
Should I spell it out?
THERE YOU GO!!!
You got that right.
You and me.
UNEMPLOYED!!!
Should we drink to that?
Naaah...
Let's not waste our nonexistent moolah...

